I've always been told I could write, albeit by people whose opinions I don't care much for. But I enjoy it. And I've been writing them on the back of math papers and tests now since middle school days. My first was one of a troubled porcupine named billabons. Billabons was put in some incredible situations where he was tortured through unforeseen outrageous circumstances and his friends were killed with detailed descriptions of their deaths. I was and still have a knack for the sadistic style of writing stories crossing WELL over the line of insanity, morbid description and wild knack of the outrageous in painstaking detail. I can make up crazy detailed plots on the spot and given the right mood, can tell tales believable if needed, or simply insane in my constant quest for comedy. If it makes me laugh, I keep it. 

         Regardless, I still don't think I'm a writer, but if I decide that's what I want to do, it's gonna end up here. It's not comedy but the first part of a story i've been working on will be here in June. I hope you read it.