PAT LYNCH

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Pants

I own many women's pants now. At least 4 pairs. I suppose it's not much, but considering all i need is a few for my week, wearing one pair a few days. It's a lot. Also that I don't have as many men's pants, it is.

A conversation I will be delighted to have:

      "Do you know those are women's pants you're wearing?" 

What makes them women's?

"Well they're fit to a woman's body." 

Define a woman's body.

Touche.