Don't ever be afraid to rip the tags off of anything you own. We're conditioned to dealing with them. 

       Rip those suckers off. Read them if you must, but rip them right off and give a big 'ol "FUCK YOU SYSTEM." to the world. Even double-fist your fingers in the air in the moment if you must. 

       Tags are there to let you know they own you. Why the fuck do they tell me not to rip them off? It's literally illegal to rip them off a mattress. It's MY mattress, it's MY slipper, it's MY shoe. I paid for the shirt, I paid for the fucking tag. It's coming off. 

        People will be appalled and question why you did it. 

    Kill these people.