Ordering subway, I was telling what vegetables to put on my glorious sub, and she didn't hear me. "Sorry, all I heard was onions, these ovens are so loud I can't hear!" She said, "oh no worries." I repeated. She told me to have a super day. 

       As I eat my sub, finish, hang out with my cookies and trying to do some late, spring, mid-summer cleaning " my phone, a blue haired guy walks in. She says the same thing to him. I mention his hair because he conversed with her about piercings etc. He was pouring on the chivalry. But to a disgusting level.  

   But I digress, this post was for her. The one trick pony. Anything said it off script for subway employees is always nice, but she uses that hearing line over and over again, gifting herself her own sympathy and friendliness from unknowing patrons. They all say the same thing too, "aw no worries." And they repeat themselves. What a sham.

         I wonder how many times she's used it.