Gauge your success on past relationships. Ask yourself if any of your exes would take you back, if the answer is no, you've done your job.
Italy
You went overseas, you took a picture, now you let it define you.
Lifting
Summer's over, you can all stop working out and pretending you cared.
Franklin
They ask what my inspirations are, and i day, 5's, 10's and 20's.
What are you wearing?
A true test of a new relationship is when you have to text and drive for the first time and wondering if they're gonna give you shit about it.
Them 6
Them: So now what are you going to do?
Me: Beer, rum, cigarettes, coffee, dirty looks, sleeping in, not sleeping at all, porches, the finger, showing up late, waffles, riding it to E, knife things and yo-yo tricks.
Them 5
Them: So now wha...
ME: COFFEEEEE
Them 4
Them: So now what are you going to do?
Me: GET MORE FUCKING COFFEE
Them 3
Them: So now what are you going to do?
Me: I'm going to Disneyland!
Them 2
Them: So now what are you going to do?
Me: The same fucking thing!
Hate 5
Them: I hate you so much.
Me: (looks in mirror)
Hate 4
Them: I hate you...Mother Fucker.
Me: Thanks panhandler.