Do you ever slide out to your car in the morning, make a feeble attempt at scraping (or none at all) and take off anyway? That was today.

I made a tiiinnnnnyy little hole and figured, "well it'll be gone by the time i'm on the main road. The problem is, it wasn't simply a little frost. It was a total sheet of ice. Big difference. The kind of thick layer your defrost on full blast can't simply melt. My windows, rear window, and windshield were completely covered in that kind of frosted-glass type ice you cannot see a damn thing out of. You can't even pretend, nor will it dissipate after a few minutes. No. This is a 20 minute job at least. But I left anyway.

What does this say about me? Am i looking too far into it? Yes. Shut your mouth.