So

Do you question when someone says, "Jesus, you scared the living shit out of me." ???

   Let's analyze... 

First, Jesus, let's not use the Lord's name in vane. It's offensive and overused. It's so 1999.  

Second. Can someone really scare the shit out of someone? Probably, but...did they? Probably not, so WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY IT?!?!?!  

Third. Why does the shit have to be living. Is it living shit? Is it ACTUALLY living, breathing, existing human fecal matter? Is,it ALIVEEE???  

Has it physically left your body? 

 But what do I know. Don't mind me.