Finally

I was finally able to sneak some beer in. Shandy's that is. Only 2 as they're up watching the game in the 'Den' and judgement will fall on me if it's known I'm down here with a bottle or 8 to my face alone. But two for the time being is better than drinking this rum straight. All out of Juice and it's 151. That's 75.5 proof. You may as well drink straight rubbing alcohol at that point. I tried a shot straight once. I choked for the next ten minutes and my throat was burned. Perhaps that's why I can't falsetto like I used to.

        Pro tip: Inhale before a shot then exhale post-shot.

Your welcome.