No luck

Some people have all the luck, some people can't catch a break and some are just floating. 

    Me? I am floating, I can't catch a break, and although I think I have no luck, I think I just have all the luck with shit situations. I'm not dead, or been seriously maimed, and haven't been arrested or gotten in trouble with the law yet.  

       Nearly hurt, killed, arrested, and I always find a quarter in the car when I need it. So in that way, I have all the luck.