A poem

Forgive me, for I cause trouble when I am drunk, although I only cause trouble when I am drunk.

I am not a drunk, but I do drink. I am not a troublemaker, but I do cause trouble.

I do not drink all the time, but I do drink some of the time.

When I drink, I don’t always cause trouble, but when i cause trouble, it’s because I have been drinking.

Again, I am no troublemaker, but I do cause trouble from time to time.

Forgive me, for when I caused that trouble, I was drunk.